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brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

(Source: cuntoxica, via equisollux)

heckannoying:

when someone you hate tries to make a jokeimage

(via lohanthony)

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

(via whitemum)

me nd mermaid gf

h0rsefetus:

me: bb ur so wet

gf: i live in the fucking ocean

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rubycosmos:

lonahtem:

i’ve finally found an accurate image of what i’d do if i was a bird

birb must spin

rubycosmos:

lonahtem:

i’ve finally found an accurate image of what i’d do if i was a bird

birb must spin

(Source: elpoderdelocio, via whitemum)

bussykiller:

bussykiller:

im back what’d i miss

image

so i didn’t miss anything big okay that’s good

(via equisollux)

datsenseofhumor:

beyoncevevo:

U KNOW HE DEAD

yeeeeeee

(Source: gotitforcheap, via lohanthony)

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

(via more-swaggy-than-you)

liquorinthefront:

gay joke ftw

I FUCKING LOVE YOU E PAGE

(Source: kittyypryde, via funny-pics-4-u)

megustamemes:

The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

megustamemes:

The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

(via bled)