Flaw-full Yo

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2, via asvprock)

disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

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(Source: disowns, via disowns)

thorki:

acexlove:

one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd 

they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement

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thindie:

um how do i get skinny by tomorrow

(Source: flyinq-bird, via asvprock)

twatswag:

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

(via beyoncevevo)

dayspreceding:

detoxys:

BYE

They all look like fucking PS2 characters in this picture though.

dayspreceding:

detoxys:

BYE

They all look like fucking PS2 characters in this picture though.

(via beyoncevevo)

deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

(via disowns)

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via beyoncevevo)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via asvprock)