Untitled

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

(Source: megablaziken, via build-a-masterpiece)

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: boinymph, via beyoncevevo)

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

image

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

(via tyleroakley)

carasala:

housewifeswag:

we’re going to look back at events like this when we’re older and be so embarrassed it was even an issue.

THIS.

(Source: thatwestonkid, via build-a-masterpiece)

chepibola:

does anyone else have “the chair”

image

(via beyoncevevo)

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

(via beyoncevevo)

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

(via lmaoalien)

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

(via build-a-masterpiece)

meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

(Source: meladoodle, via lmaoalien)

assume:

finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life

(via beyoncevevo)